Hedley returning = prostate exam = colonoscopy = blue balls = passing kidney stones = pinstripe bowl = cats = months with no football = watching tennis = the WNBA = dry humping = dry weddings! I could go on but I'll leave a few for the rest of you!
I'd bet dollars to donuts that he had a sock in place upon before his vacation. And he's been lurking and/or posting the whole time. In fact, it's quite possible that I am his sock. :lol: