The Dude's Intermittent Tips for an Improved Quality of Life

GSG5545 said:
Hangover: red beer or bloody mary and mexican food
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Ever been to the UK? The only thing those pointy eared, bad teeth, monkey hangers ever got right, is the Full English. That sucker is more powerful than any hangover, and most US toilets, a greasy pile of hashbrowns, tomatoes, eggs, sausages, blood pudding, fired bread, and mushrooms... Truly an epic hangover killer....

 
accountability said:
Husker from Kansas said:
The best cure for a good hangover, is a cool shower, fresh air and chinese food!
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What the hell is it with hangovers and chinese food? My brother and his gang of goons do the same thing after a night of honky tonkin. Head for the local china buffet. That'd be the last thing I'd wanna see.
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People still honky tonk? Us city-folk always thought that was just lyrics in country songs.

 
Canttakeitanymore said:
GSG5545 said:
Hangover: red beer or bloody mary and mexican food
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Ever been to the UK? The only thing those pointy eared, bad teeth, monkey hangers ever got right, is the Full English. That sucker is more powerful than any hangover, and most US toilets, a greasy pile of hashbrowns, tomatoes, eggs, sausages, blood pudding, fired bread, and mushrooms... Truly an epic hangover killer....
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of course they would have a good hangover cure. they are always drunk because their women are so boorish.

 
sd said:
Canttakeitanymore said:
GSG5545 said:
Hangover: red beer or bloody mary and mexican food
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Ever been to the UK? The only thing those pointy eared, bad teeth, monkey hangers ever got right, is the Full English. That sucker is more powerful than any hangover, and most US toilets, a greasy pile of hashbrowns, tomatoes, eggs, sausages, blood pudding, fired bread, and mushrooms... Truly an epic hangover killer....
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of course they would have a good hangover cure. they are always drunk because their women are so boorish.
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YIKES!

 
Tip #6:

Don't start an advice thread promising a daily contribution when the only real advice you have to offer is a hangover cure.

 
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QMany said:
accountability said:
Husker from Kansas said:
The best cure for a good hangover, is a cool shower, fresh air and chinese food!
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What the hell is it with hangovers and chinese food? My brother and his gang of goons do the same thing after a night of honky tonkin. Head for the local china buffet. That'd be the last thing I'd wanna see.
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People still honky tonk? Us city-folk always thought that was just lyrics in country songs.
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country boy get togethers. Yes, we still exist. My brother and his gang of goons are all of a rural background and mindset. The stereotype of drinkin country boys gettin in fights and parties and bars and just havin a good ole time is this bunch in a nutshell.

 
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