Iowa Joke Thread

[KJ.]

So it's not a rivalry, but we create a joke thread for the first time this year and make sure to claim that it's not a rivalry?

Right.

 

[ZRod]

So it's not a rivalry, but we create a joke thread for the first time this year and make sure to claim that it's not a rivalry?

Right.

Why you gotta be that guy?

 

[Hawknut5]

 

[Hawknut5]

 

[sd'sker]

kirk ferentz's contract.

 

[True2tRA]

Well thanks for that. I knew there was a reason I felt like Bo could go. Sometimes I forget what all he said there. But ya.........he said enough.

Score hawknut 1 huskerboard 0

 

[huKSer]

Kirk Ferentz gets paid $3.65 million per year through 2020

 

[presidentjlh]

kirk ferentz's contract.

I cannot stop laughing

 

[True2tRA]

Kirk Ferentz gets paid $3.65 million per year through 2020

LOL OKAY. Huskerboard 1 Hawknut 1. Good point Hukser. They're f'd with their HC too.

 

[NUance]

How do you castrate an Iowa fan?

Spoiler

Kick his sister in the mouth.

 

[It'sNotAFakeID]

Iowa doesn't recruit Florida because they believe they don't need the talent that state provides. That tells you everything you need to know about Iowa.

 

[Hawknut5]

I am certainly not a huge fan of Ferentz, but he certainly represents our University a lot better than Pelini represents UNL. I'm just hoping that Kirk doesn't come up with a pure vanilla gameplan like he has the last couple years against you guys. All joking aside I hope we can enjoy a good game on Friday.

 

[Haspula]

The world's largest porch swing in Hebron holds around 18 people

or 6 Iowans

 

[Haspula]

Nebraska: Running the read option on the football field and in the classroom.

Because the classroom is for taking notes.

We do our reading for homework

 

[sd'sker]

I am certainly not a huge fan of Ferentz, but he certainly represents our University a lot better than Pelini represents UNL. I'm just hoping that Kirk doesn't come up with a pure vanilla gameplan like he has the last couple years against you guys.

maybe you think so. i am perfectly fine with how bo represents our program. but, i guess if you cannot beat us, just as well go for the character assassination. real class.