LINCOLN RESIDENT VOLUNTEERS TO BE HUNTED BY SCOTT FROST
There are houses one should not burglarize in Lincoln, but
then there is the house of the Nebraska head football coach, Scott Frost, which was broken into by the world’s stupidest person over the weekend.
This is such a bad idea among bad idea on several levels: He’s the head coach of the local football team, whatever you steal will be super-easy to spot when you’re trying to fence it, and no one will help you the minute they find out where you got it because crime might sometimes be cool, but stealing from our football team is another.
There’s all that, sure. There’s also Scott Frost looking like he can still run a 4.5 in street shoes and still benching well north of three hundred pounds at the age of 43. He will find you, bandit. When he does he is more than capable of catching you on foot, and then placing you in a wholesome, cornfed headlock for the necessary amount of time.
Doubt him? CHECK THE RESUME.