Douschebag Hall of Fame

What does a guy have to do to be a nominated douchebag around here? For god sakes I know I’m a lot nicer online than in person but s#!t. 


Go douche it up in P&R. It won’t take long. But don’t come in here hat in hand expecting the honor to be bestowed without it being earned.

I meant this as a joke but it’s also pretty much true  :lol:

 
9 hours ago, knapplc said:





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If you practice and/or agree with any of these:

- Not yelling 'fire' in a crowded place when there's no fire

- Wearing a shirt inside most businesses

- Not smoking inside most businesses

- Putting trash out on a certain day

- Shoveling sidewalk/driveway when it snows

- Mowing a lawn

- Wearing a seatbelt

- A general law-abiding existence in our society

But don't agree with this because it 'infringes on your freedoms':

- Being asked to wear a face mack in public places

You're nominated. Just admit you don't GAF and only wish to abide by things that fit your own narrative in life. At least I'll be able to respect the honesty.

 
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If you practice and/or agree with any of these:

- Not yelling 'fire' in a crowded place when there's no fire

- Wearing a shirt inside most businesses

- Not smoking inside most businesses

- Putting trash out on a certain day

- Shoveling sidewalk/driveway when it snows

- Mowing a lawn

- Wearing a seatbelt

- A general law-abiding existence in our society

But don't agree with this because it 'infringes on your freedoms':

- Being asked to wear a face mack in public places

You're nominated. Just admit you don't GAF and only wish to abide by things that fit your own narrative in life. At least I'll be able to respect the honesty.




What if I wear a mask but hate the s#!t out of virtue signaling idiots who wear it improperly and spread their s#!t across every surface they touch?  No Becky, it doesn't help when it's around your neck, and tell your precious to stop taking it on and off and handling every single item in the store.  I bet those people feel real good about wearing their mask.  

 
What if I wear a mask but hate the s#!t out of virtue signaling idiots who wear it improperly and spread their s#!t across every surface they touch?  No Becky, it doesn't help when it's around your neck, and tell your precious to stop taking it on and off and handling every single item in the store.  I bet those people feel real good about wearing their mask.  




Who decides who is wearing a mask out of a sense of civic duty and who is wearing a mask to "virtue signal?"

 
If you practice and/or agree with any of these:

- Not yelling 'fire' in a crowded place when there's no fire

- Wearing a shirt inside most businesses

- Not smoking inside most businesses

- Putting trash out on a certain day

- Shoveling sidewalk/driveway when it snows

- Mowing a lawn

- Wearing a seatbelt

- A general law-abiding existence in our society

But don't agree with this because it 'infringes on your freedoms':

- Being asked to wear a face mack in public places

You're nominated. Just admit you don't GAF and only wish to abide by things that fit your own narrative in life. At least I'll be able to respect the honesty.
I put my trash out the day before...like first thin in the morning...anyone else do that?  I am terrified about missing trash day.

 
Go douche it up in P&R. It won’t take long. But don’t come in here hat in hand expecting the honor to be bestowed without it being earned.

I meant this as a joke but it’s also pretty much true  :lol:


That's once place I have managed to avoid the decade I've been on and off of HB.  I want my political leanings to be a mystery.  For instance, if I use virtue signal as a term of derision, I want you to assume I think orange man good, because that fits your narrative (edit to say that's not targeted at you specifically Mr. Knapp, just the world at large).  That's fun to me.  

 
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