I know it's fun to pretend you're above all this. I know it's fun to pretend you don't give a s#!t about any of the stuff we talk about, and that you're just here to have fun and that none of this is serious to you.
But, my guy, you post here dozens of times a day. You exchange PMs all the time. You have made buddies here, you have consistently come here for nearly a decade, nearly every day.
I don't know why you perpetuate this schtick that you don't care and that everyone else does, and they're dorks and you're the cool kid. But every single time you post, in every forum, throughout this place, every day, shows that this is all a lie.
I have no idea why you want to pretend this is no big deal to you. But if it was, you wouldn't be here.
You care as much about everything on HuskerBoard as every person you've ever mocked. Just come clean and admit it. It's OK. We know. We see it every day you obsess over all this stuff.