Douschebag Hall of Fame

[knapplc]

The thread has been alternately busy & slow through the years. There were 29 nominations in 2007 when the thread was started, but only one nomination in all of 2008. It was largely forgotten until after Pelini was hired, which led to some controversy and unkind thoughts. 

The busiest year was 2014 with 166 nominations. There were 51 nominations in December, 2014 alone. All but two of those were serious nominations. The end of the Pelini Era was pretty rocky. 

 

[Cdog923]

... or I just delete the posts where they nominate me ....

 

[RedDenver]

I don't remember being nominated but probably have by this point.

 

[knapplc]

I don't remember being nominated but probably have by this point.

Maybe at some point in the last six years. In the first six years, you weren't nominated.

You did nominate one person - husker_99. He, not coincidentally, has the most nominations through 2014 with 9. 

 

[Decked]

I don't remember being nominated but probably have by this point.

I can’t recall being nominated either. Maybe that’s a good thing (for both of us). 

 

[knapplc]

I can’t recall being nominated either.

This is awkward.

 

[B.B. Hemingway]

It seems like most of the firefighters in my little town really, REALLY want you to know they're firefighters....

 

[Guy Chamberlin]

Ol' Douschebag is an excellent artisanal IPA that may be too strong for some of the simpering lightweights who habituate this s#!thole.

(See? Now everything is back on track!)

 

[teachercd]

It seems like most of the firefighters in my little town really, REALLY want you to know they're firefighters....

It is like that old fighter pilot joke...




How do you identify a fighter pilot at a bar?

You don't, he'll come up and tell you.

 

[B.B. Hemingway]

It is like that old fighter pilot joke...




How do you identify a fighter pilot at a bar?







You don't, he'll come up and tell you.

Or the back window of their vehicle....

 

[teachercd]

Honestly, I don't blame them, I would imagine it is a huge turn on to a lot of girls.

But in the end...the #1 snatch getting career...rockstar.  

 

[Archy1221]

Honestly, I don't blame them, I would imagine it is a huge turn on to a lot of girls.

But in the end...the #1 snatch getting career...rockstar.  

I don’t know.   Sales guy at hotel bar with dad bod is tough to turn down for the ladies. 

 

[Mavric]

 

[Guy Chamberlin]

Honestly, I don't blame them, I would imagine it is a huge turn on to a lot of girls.

But in the end...the #1 snatch getting career...rockstar.  

If pornography has taught us anything, it's that the correct answer is pool boy. 

 

[Cdog923]

If pornography has taught us anything, it's that the correct answer is pool boy. 

Pizza deliver man.