The Clever Quips About Shawn Watson Thread

[knapplc]

In the future, I foresee a need for a thread wherein we post quips about Shawn Watson, in all forms, in all fashions, in all instances and iterations. It will be entertaining and clever, and will be an ongoing source of amusement for the masses, for all time.

That is why, 15 months before Shawn Watson leaves Nebraska, I am creating this thread, with uncanny foreknowledge.

Shawn Watson is the progenitor of all things. He is the darkness from which light takes its meaning. He is our very souls.

 

[macroboy]

Shawn Watson freed Barabas.

 

[macroboy]

Watson was the gunman on the grassy knoll.

 

[macroboy]

Shawn Watson fired artillery shells at South Korea.

 

[macroboy]

Shawn Watson created Anthrax

 

[macroboy]

Shawn Watson gave Eve the apple

 

[macroboy]

Shawn Watson put on a Carl Pelini mask and attacked a guy with a camera.

 

[macroboy]

Shawn Watson is running a Ponzi scheme

 

[macroboy]

Shawn Watson shot Tupac and Biggie

 

[macroboy]

Shawn Watson sold nuclear secrets to the Chinese.

 

[macroboy]

Shawn Watson framed Thunder Collins.

 

[Pedro Guerrero]

Shawn Watson framed Thunder Collins.

I ain't no snitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Malth]

Shawn Watson faked the moon landing.

 

[macroboy]

Shawn Watson drank the last of the milk and put the empty carton back in the fridge.