I will play. These are all truthful and the stats and numbers are accurate to the best of my memory. However they may not be what you expect...
Baseball - I made 6 straight all-star district teams and was invited to play on all region tournament teams from 2nd grade through 7th grade. Also I had not played baseball since I was 16 and was asked to fill in by my brother for a summer team in a highly competitive league when I was 24. I had not swung a bat in 8 years, but went 4-5 with 2 doubles. Just between us my eyes were closed on the first hit which was a gapper to right center....still dont know how i hit that one. :lol:
Bowling - I grew up small town, so bowling was kinda where it was at when I was young. I was league MVP 3 times in Keglers (youth) and 1 time in a young adult league. I was 12 when i won in the young adult league. I have never thrown a 300, however i have picked up a 7 - 10 split. BOOYAH!
Golf - I suck, but still play because every once in a while i have a great shot. I have holed a shot from about 50 yrds with SW....yes i hit from the fairway....its my best short club :facepalm: That shot was good enough for a double bogey. :thumbs Also last year i hit the pin and rolled about 3 feet from the cup from around 220 yrds with a hybrid 3. It was a great shot on a slight downhill dog left. Have no idea how i lucked that one either...
Basketball - In my first ever school game (8th grade) I came off the bench to score 18 of my teams 32 total points and lead us to a nice victory. Later in my career I went for 38 and 7 in a summer jam game. My sophomore year I won a team dunk contest on 9' rims. I also had the honor of being dunked on by both JaRon and Kareem Rush
Football - I backed up 2 different all-state players on O and D my Jr and Sr years (Rush DE and OT). I once had 6 sacks, 3 more TFL including a safety and 7 more tkls in one game my JR year. 16 total tackles. It was by far my best game. I ended a split varsity and jv season with 16 sacks ( i believe ) and 70+ tkls. I also won the Coaches player of the year award my SR season. Lovingly known as the "i didnt win any other awards but probably deserved one, so the coaches choose to give me this award" award.
Racquetball - I took this class in college and I was class champion and took second in the all class tourney.
Coach K College Basketball for Sega G. - I was ultimate champion at this game. I many times would run undefeated through my friends. I once let one friend borrow the game for one month before his b-day party so that he could practice for the tourney before the b-day sleep over. I meet him in the championship game and won by 20+ pts. The one and only time he ever beat me the celebration was of epic proportions and would be a #1 YouTube hit for the sure giddiness and dancing that followed his 3 pt miracle shot.