Spring Practice for Caption Contests (Another attempt)

[HUSKER 37]

Since my last thread like this got closed so rudely because I didn't notice there was some important fantasy football lineup thing going on at the same time...Hopefully the powers that be will let us have a little more practice time during this grueling..never ending..Off season as I slowly pull out my panties from my 'giner. .

 

[HUSKER 37]

I'll start...

"The other fellas told me you were a gusher"

 

[NUance]

Sorry little fella. In my case, size does matter.

 

[The Dude]

"Push!"

 

[HUSKER 37]

Reminds me of this "Big Ol' Girl" I was talking to when I was 17.

I didn't realize how big she was until she got out of her car..She'd said something earlier about being on the pill, and I (smooth talker that I am) asked her if she wanted to test it out.

I immediately began wondering if I should tie a 2x4 on my a$$ butt so's not to fall in.

(Lord, I apologise and please be with all the pygmies in New Guinea")

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Peek a boo!

 

[PaulCrewe]

GSG's taking the blow up doll for a girlfriend thing a little too far

 

[CornHOLIO]

"You must be THIS wide to ride the Tunnel of Love"

 

[Apathy]

"I dare you to go scuba diving"

 

[808Husker in KCMO]

Madonna performs the Super Bowl halftime show at the Super Dome.

Too soon?

 

[jsneb83]

"My water broke!"

 

[GSG]

GSG's taking the blow up doll for a girlfriend thing a little too far

 

[HUSKER 37]

Yeah but...Does a Bear WIPE in the woods?

What's a proper Spring practice without trying to install as much of the offense as you can?

(Feel free to post any pics needing captions)

 

[NUance]

"My water broke!"

Ha ha! Winner winner chicken dinner! :lol: