Jason Ankrah is a Centaur

[knapplc]

Listen, I didn't make that up. Eric Martin said it. And you have to ask yourself - why would Eric lie?

I had no idea Ankrah was a mythological beast. I thought he was just a beast.

@RobinWashut

Eric Martin on Ankrah: "Jason, he’s just a centaur. You know centaur’s are pretty quiet. You just give them a sugar cube and they walk away”

@HuskerExtraBC

More Eric Martin: "I didn't have a very good (last) season I thought. Every year you got to get better." #Huskers

 

[sd'sker]

how does he know they like(?) sugar cubes?

 

[knapplc]

how does he know they like(?) sugar cubes?

Most likely EMart is a minotaur. Lives in a cave (hence "caveman"), super strong, goes into beast-mode all the time. It makes sense that a minotaur would know more about a centaur.

 

[Excel]

Centaur? We are so screwed.

 

[Lyons in the Sea of Red.]

Lol he never seems to disappoint

 

[onlyHskrfaninIL]

I have a cyclops in my pants. Also - corey whitaker messed up knee, out for the year per Christopherson's twitter

 

[Minnesota_husker]

Caveman should be allowed back on Twitter.....

 

[GSG]

Free Eric Martin!!

 

[boach_clack]

i saw that instagram. Hilarious

 

[GSG]

Edit: nevermind

 

[Danimal]

Centaur? We are so screwed.

Why? How hard is it to buy a box of sugarcubes?

 

[shyndy]

Sugar cubes? Is this a reference to something I've never seen/read? Never heard of centaurs being partial to sugar cubes. Having a human brain and stomach I'd assume they'd be pretty human in their tastes.

 

[GSG]

*still waiting for someone to shop a pic of Jason Ankrah, The Centaur*

 

[Apathy]

*still waiting for someone to shop a pic of Jason Ankrah, The Centaur*

Saw this on Instagram