I'm now a married man, after a fairly impromptu wedding at an open mic! Planned it Tuesday, had it Wednesday, yet it turned out pretty perfect for a couple of hipsters. Now for the baby.
Just had an argument with a co-worker about what "midnight Monday" means. He says it means Monday night, because the day doesn't start until 12:01. Well, why do we countdown to midnight for New Years then? Vert de Ferk?
I'm sorry guys, it's my fault. For the first time since the Calliban, I didn't buy a new hat before the season opener. I'll stop being picky and just buy one, pronto.
And get the damned offense off the field ASAP so I can watch my Blackshirts wreak more havoc.