The fact that anyone thinks this guy is some tech genius is just hilarious. From poking around it seems like SSA uses some weird hobbled together system but at least part of that was migrated to DB2 which is SQL but not mySQL so the community note is slightly off. But saying the government...
Time for a slightly less generic name. Can i please get changed to "PasstheDamnBallGuy"? If you feel the damn is not family friendly I am fine leaving that part out.