Huh? Pedo statuses? Where? As for pedo content in the shed, you must be thinking of a Badger board or Gamecocks board. That sh#t ain't kosher here my friend. 
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NUance
Decked
Examples Bucky?
Excel
The van stuff
Decked
I see. I think one of them is a movie quote. And I have no idea what the other is from. By the way Bucky you seem like the kind of guy that would have a van.
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Yes bucky has a ton of candy.
MLB 51
Been in Bucky's van have ya.
Decked
He kidnapped me.
Excel
Sick stuff