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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. Each subsequent mathematician says "I'll have half of what he just had". The bartender calls them all idiots and pours two beers.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

The horse, incapable of understanding human language, promptly sh#ts on the floor and leaves.

A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"

A Nazi walks into an empty bar and asks, "Where the heil is everyone?"

I like that one 37. I'll add one.

A giraffe walks into a bar and says "the high balls are on me."

From my 12 year old...Two guys walk in to a bar. You would think one of them would see it!

A group of fonts walk into a bar. ‘Get out of my pub!’ shouts the barman. ‘We don’t serve your type in here.’

A man walks into a bar and the barman notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his trousers. ‘Hey,’ says the barman. ‘What’s that steering wheel doing down your trousers?’ ‘Oh, don’t start me on that,’ says the man. ‘It’s driving me nuts!’