I thought futons and wives were mutually exclusive.
HuskerBoard
Cina
Redux
Seltzer!? BLEACH!?? BLOWTORCH?????!!!!!
ADS
Or just don't kill hookers on your futon, mkay?
NUance
Put a newspaper on it.
Landlord
This belongs in the youthful shenanigans thread.
Huskerzoo
Depending on the type of futon, just flip the mattress?
MLB 51
Just set the damn thing on fire. She won't even notice.
BIGREDIOWAN
I'm with NUance here, then when she lifts it up and notices it blame it on her! "What'd you do!?!?"
BIGREDIOWAN
I'm with NUance here, then when she lifts it up and notices it blame it on her! "What'd you do!?!?"
Redux
Ok I tried the blowtorch with bleach. Its crispy and orange now....
Lets just say Wednesday night Board games got a little outta control after the egg nog came out.
Lets just say Wednesday night Board games got a little outta control after the egg nog came out.
Redux
CRAP theres a random old lady passed out in my cleaning closet! No clue who she is! She may be OD'ing......
ShawnWatson
wha?