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Did she have it coming? If so, don't feel bad.

Did you make her give you a rusty trombone?

She was passing out samples of some mighty fluffy mashed potaters...I mentioned something about thinking it resembled margarine...She and this other lady start telling me about people they knew who actually ate margarine by the tub...I said it brings back memories of me licking a pound of margarine off of my waterbed mattress back in the '80s...The older (serving wench) starts laughing so hard. I swear I saw a snot bubble...Ileft and came back a few minutes later and she's still red f...