Now that you mention it, I'm pretty sure you are suffering from lack of inclusivity and are being marginalized and discriminated against because of your age. If you identify as a 70 year old, who could possibly disagree?
Wonder what the government would say if I tried certifying my small business as woman owned, minority owned, & veteran owned? Pretty sure I could feel and identify with those 3 criteria that I otherwise don't meet. Are they going to just accept the woman owned thing and argue about the other two? If I can change my sex simply by how I feel, why not my race and veteran staus? The times they are a changin'.
I was at the bank the other day and told them I identify as a billionaire and wanted to withdraw all my money. They laughed at me. Then I said - MICROAGGRESSION!!!