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because they are from venus :facepalm: :blink:

Womansplaining 

This isn't relatable to me.

Whoa, look at you, you gots the womenfolk callin' you on the phone. I'm jelly.

she is repeating herself because she knows you probably weren't really listening the first time.

Why do men fart on my arm while I'm in a work meeting?

Were you answering a simple question with a 20 minute explanation starting from the beginning of time?  Asking for a friend.

@NUance no, that isn’t relatable. 

Whoa, back the truck up. @Moiraine I need more details on these "work meetings" where your arm is in such a position that men can fart on it. Do you work in the....ahem...adult entertainment industry?

i was thinking it was a work at home incident.

@JJ Husker @commando

commando is correct.