I assume it is a pumpkin patch on steroids. We have a few of those here, they’re all free to get in, but then charge an arm and a leg once you get there for activities and food/drink.
Do they have goats? Because there's a place here that has pumpkin carving with goats, and beers with goats. If Vala's ain't got goats, they ain't s#!t.
Driving from Iowa to Gretna, family of 5, to go to Valas?
I mean, the good news is there is not a jury in the world that would convict when you killed your entire family...the bad news is that it would be like 500 dollars.
And even a season pass, that seems like a good deal, is sort of tough to justify because you are probably going once, maybe twice at the most.