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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.   "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in High-powered vacuum...

I have 2 copies and I REALLY need to sell one of them.   Still in Packaging I'll sell for $55.00 plus shipping.   This is a really good deal so if anyone is interested please PM me.

I would like one of someone on defense. Preferably linebacker. I know its a lot to ask, but I would really like a picture of a Husker Helmet w/ a Dark Visor on it too! Thanks in advance.

Hit the link: Huskers bring smiles to the Hospital

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.   One day, John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.   It was just about...

Link BY BRIAN CHRISTOPHERSON / Lincoln Journal Star Wednesday, Apr 23, 2008 - 11:18:54 pm CDT Starting spots aren’t won in the spring, but certainly, some Husker football players used the last several weeks to help their cause in the pursuit for playing time this fall. Let’s just say there...

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes.   After a few days they meet again.....   The engaged...

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise...

Little Boxer Watch Out! She'll kick your a$$!

A elder man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says.   'Did you call for me? '  ...

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches...

The marriage of an 80 year old irish man and a 20 year old woman was the talk of the town. After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child.   The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman and said, 'This is...

So I'm thinking of flying up from Texas for the Spring Game. I will probably be there early on the 18 and I'll fly into Omaha. I was just wondering if there is anyone here who can show me all the cool attactions in Omaha and Lincoln. :dunno This will be my first time in Nebraska, but not my...

I am coming clean so I can move on with our new staff! I believed in Callahan fully until after the USC game in 2007. My doubts rose then...but when we BARELEY squeaked by Ball State......I lost ALL faith in him. Thank You.

Skinny Dipping....   An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up with picnic tables, horseshoe pitches, and some apple and peach trees. One evening the old...

I would love get a full clan of husker fans.   I have already started one and its called.... Husker Aces   I would be honored if any of you would like to join.     PLEASE PM ME IF YOU ARE INTERESTED AND I WILL SEND YOU DETAILS!!!!!

IMO...I don't think it will be anywhere close to the Texas Longhorns. The Andy C. case is probably the biggest one, but the other guys getting busted at a party is just your typical college lifestyle.   Let me hear what you guys think. :dunno

Hey, I don't know about you guys but I needed this good laugh!! The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars (after they have accumulated enough frequent flier miles). Here, they meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things.   Mike asks if Mars has a stock market...

A woman was shopping at the local supermarket and had selected:   A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of green leaf lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee, and A 1 lb. package of bacon.   As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check...

A Louisiana State Trooper pulled a car over on US165 about 2 miles south of the Louisiana/Arkansas State line. When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a juggler and was on his way to Monroe to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late. The...