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Ok guys....I'd like to take a crack at creating a video and I am very excited about showing you all my creations. The thing is; I have no clue where to start. Is there anyway I can get a step by step on how to do this? Thanks to all in advance!

LINK By: Mark Schlabach ESPN.com   The 2007 college football season is barely two months behind us, but spring practice, believe it or not, is already upon us.     Texas kicks off the spring practice schedule on Friday. Miami, Mississippi State, Stanford and defending national champion...

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister.   My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less.  ...

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most...

LESSON to be learned from typing the wrong email address:   A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years before.   Because of their hectic schedule, it was...

The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Beers   When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers .   A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he...

Hollywood Squares:   If you remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when " Hollywood Squares" game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the...

I went to the local barber shop by my work to get a trim up. I work in La Porte, TX by the way. If you haven't figured it out by now, I met Quinton Castille and I gotta tell you guys....he is an EFFING monster!!! He had the biggest freaking arms I have seen in a long time! Anyways, I told...

You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! You don't even have to like 'em!   We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.   We...

Guys....here is a little present from one of the men who destroyed husker football!!! LINK!

I challenge you………….             It's that time of year to take the annual dementia test. (usually given to seniors, but we also welcome you younger guys to attempt this brain exercise). Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important...

Mexican Oysters   A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, 'What is...

Give reason for your opinions please!

Vote on who you would like to see as our new RB's coach!

An elderly Texas cowhand went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue Viagra pill. The pharmacist asked "How many?" The cowboy replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces." The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't...

A fellow bought a new Corvette and was out on an interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him. 'There ain't no way...

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing...

Whether Democrat or Republican, I think you'll get a kick out of this!     A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'   Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:   I am the head of the family, so call me The President.   Your mother is the...

A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.   They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,"This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50...

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.   One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front ofthe plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then...