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Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.   When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"   So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck...

Hey guys and gals, make sure you make it over to the contest crib to vote for the best captions!!!!

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.   He said "How bad is it doc? ... I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancée is still a virgin, in every...

Per Rivals: DO NOT COPY AND PASTE FROM PAID RECRUITING SITES. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED

This is a true email that I got from one of my woman friends today....         Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy-efficient kind Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been...

Per Rivals:   Jonas Gray - Is still 100% solid w/ the Huskers. He did say, although, that he will take a few more visits in the future for a back up..."in case of a Coaching change."   Will Compton - Yesterday he announced that he was taking a visit w/ Gabbert to the Mizzou vs. Texas Tech...

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down.   The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen.   She dresses quickly and goes to find him.   The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"...

Eight Words with two Meanings       1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.   2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football...

Don't get me wrong fellas, I am very happy about the announcement of Pederson. But what do you guys and gals thing will happen with some of our awesome recruits for the '08 Class when the coaches are fired????

This is AWESOME...something we should all remember.   A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably combed and shaved perfectly, even though he is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. His wife of 70...

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class.       One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"       When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was...

Does anyone own this game?   I have it and I play often....if you have it give me your screen name so I can whoop your arse!!!       "China will grow Larger" :woo

Post some screen names so I can add you guys as buddies!!!!   Games I have:   NCAA Football 2008 Madden 2007 Tiger Woods 2007 Need for Speed: Carbon Splinter Cell: Double Agent Spiderman 3   Getting - Resistance: Fall of Man

A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador...

Just listening on the radio.....our GOD DAMN defense really......really sux because of bad play calling. Sounds like they actually made tackles this game, so there is no one else to blame this week. Cosgrove can't coach, plain and simple. I am tired of his sh#t....he isn't living up to the...

1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.   *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*   2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?   *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*   3...

First Date   If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it.   This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.   Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing...

I just read on Husker Extra that Zac Bowman is out with a Hammy injury! Does anyone have any better info on this????

Here's yet another poll on ESPN:   Can the Huskers upset USC? http://proxy.espn.go.com/chat/sportsnation...g?event_id=3149

If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma!   This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy.   Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana . He performs underwater repairs on offshore...