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I think this dude is on Hormone pills!   Damn Drowning....chill dude! Link...

Has anyone ever sat in Section 20 of Memorial Stadium?   If so, How is the view?

Dear Wife:   I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.  ...

Who's smarter...the redneck or the lawyer?   A lawyer and a redneck are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer asks if the redneck would like to play a fun game. The redneck is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The...

I was wondering if someone had a video or a pic from last season when USC's running back got tackled by Mckeon (I think) and broke is ankle. I know it should be out there somewhere because the camera zoomed right in on it! Hook me up! Who was the guy anyways????

A father, passing by his teen-age son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything had been picked up.   He saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. On the front was written the name "DAD", in large block letters.   With a terrible premonition, he...

A young guy from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.   The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"   The kid says, "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Minnesota "   Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him...

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.   "I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror.   On the morning of her...

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:   1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.   2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.   3. It's important to have a woman, whom you can trust and who doesn't...

Do you think anyone can Scale my signature image down a little bit so it doesn't take up so much room when I post?     Thank you :hellloooo

A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"   "Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.   The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"   Pointing to his...

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."...

On the first day, God created the dog and said:   "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."   The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back...

Best Comeback Line. This was apparently in the Washington Post - the title of which was, "Best Come Back Line Ever."   In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male resident of Dacula , GA , in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with...

Zen truths       1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.   2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.   3. It's always...

Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St.Peter said, "You died in your sleep, Ralph." Ralph was stunned. "I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!" St. Peter...

Ok...here is just another topic to help time pass by before season start in Sept.   What was your favorite trick play that the Huskers tried last season???     I would have to say that mine was when Taylor lifted up from center and starting walking off the feild like he was frustrated...

Ok guys listen to this. I was recently veiwing a story @ Fox Sports.com on MSN. It was a story regarding Big Conference and Out of Conference games this season. Here is the link: Fox Sports Webpage Quoted: "I think the North will be overall better this season, but they do need to earn that...

Hey guys.....I followed the NFL Draft as closely as I could this year.....but I still have a question.   Does anyone know what happed w/ Zac Taylor???   Did he ever get picked up by a Team?