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I sorta remember liking squid at Tai restaurants and saw some frozen raw Octopus at an irresistable price ($1.30/lb)..Now afraid it will taste like Mercury...But since there's no room in the deep freezer, I might have to cook it tonight.

I'm a sympathetic enough man to realize the appeal of the Kardashian shows to women: its porno for chicks. Its the story of three dingy sluts with no jobs, tons of cash, hot guys fawning over them, and endless shopping. The only, and I do mean ONLY, thing I really want to know about that woman...

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1 Marine vs. 30 Cops (Marine Wins)

Oh NFL are you trying to tell us something but you're worried that we'll freak out? Don't worry, bro. We've always kind of known.

I know most of you would never admit to being on facebook, but have any of you stumbled on a section, "You know you're from (your hometown here) when...? Facebook has been bad enough for taking away my valuable HB time, but this hometown stuff is like crack!!!! My hometown (population 5600)...

Just tryin' to motivate the Hybrid

Women flock to take horse-semen shots

My Son and I saw (some) of Meteor Crater yesterday on the way back from Nebraska. The park ranger wouldn't let us take my Siberian Husky on the trail...I almost told him she was my Service Dog that helps calm me down so I won't punch out scrawny Park Rangers...(Why can't I come up with these...

SENIORS TEXTING CODE..... ATD..At The Doctors. BFF..Best Friend Fell. BTW..Bring the Wheelchair. BYOT..Bring Your Own Teeth. FWIW..Forgot Where I Was. GGPBL..Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low. GHA..Got Heartburn Again. IMHO..Is My Hearing-Aid On. LMDO..Laughing My Dentures Out.. OMMR..On...

Why marrying a good speller is important Not going to name anyone around here, buttt...

Soooo.. Are we s'posed to guess the rest of the answers? 4) Defensive Ends 3) Herpes 2) Lindsay Lohan 1) Yo Mama 1b) Roxie's jokes (well..to the shed at least) --------------- Unable to find the actual answers..but found this in a debate over which of the two answers given in the video...

I originally added this picture in the "Spring practice for caption contests" thread but it got deleted? for unknown or non 'splained reasons..(Shame on you if you thought this was "dirty"). :blink: But I'd like to use it in a (de)motivational poster..Any ideas?

I like the oversized wings idea Church plans to picket funeral of Tucson shootings Tucson to Westboro Baptist Hate Church: Don't mess with us (See Video at the link)

There's a site called spokeo.com that's a new online USA phone book w/personal information: Everything from pics you've posted on FB or web, your approx credit score, address and home value, income, age. Remove yourself by searching your name, find the URL of your page, then go to the bottom...

caller ID (unknown)=862-038-6841 I had so much trouble understanding their accent (even after ordering my fair share of slushies at the slushy-mart durring my misspent youth) that I requested that they email the info to me..They insisted that they couldn't possibly help me without knowing what...