Anyone ever tried getting your nads shrunk?

HUSKER 37

HUSKER 37

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I've been slowly losing some weight and just got home from buying better fitting pants and was wondering if there;s a way to reduce the size of my chicken egg Jumbo sized testicles...they seem to be getting in the way and since my Divorce ~7 years ago and since they outlawed nudity on HB... I have almost no interest in sex..

.I was talked into getting neutered by my then wife a couple of months before I found out about the divorce and due to age? and weight? was already noticing lower testosterone.levels..

I tried googling it and most sites have had no activity (Responses to questions) for over a decade..and most of those seem to be populated with fellers wanting a sex change..

The left one had been about twice the size of the other one ever since it got mashed up a little in a Football Scrimmage my Freshman year...It seemed to make doctors ask about it every time I got a physical ever since then and was the official reason given to my parents for me not getting a ROTC scholarship..Over the years, the Right nad has slowly seemed to catch up in size.

I don't want to remove either one..mainly because I hate pain, and also because I don't want to end up walking sideways like a toy poodle...Anyone ever try seeing a Dr. about something like this? and if so, wha'd they recommend?

 
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I'd thought about putting it in one of the other sections, but was a little embarrassed... and also figured it would get moved here eventually due to the nature of the subject.

I do tend to joke around when I get nervous or when I write... (The real reason I think I didn't get that scholarship)...

I also didn't do very well on the preliminary eye exam at SAC, and due to my nervousness? or just me being me, after I was sent to the head eye Dr.. I.noticed him write something like "Section 8" on his chart as he looked at me trying to feel my way into his office...(as a joke)

That btw, was the first time I was ever told I needed to wear glasses...

 
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Rike Miley said:
HUSKER 37 said:
Rike Miley said:
Wtf did I just read
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Sorry about the run-on sentences...Hibler's writing class at UNL was almost 35 years ago...
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It wasn't that man. I just never thought Id read something about another dude asking for advice about his nuts
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I'm still too cheap to try Obamacare....

You should've seen how fast I got kicked off of a GatorBoard site for inquiring about Female Ejaculation or from a Mormon?Trikke site when I inquired aboot how soon to ask my wife for sexy time after my favourite Son was born..

 
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This is awesome!

But I do feel the OP is being serious. I'll just say I can sympathize with some of the concerns expressed but have not found them bothersome enough to try to correct........yet. Good luck and let us know what you do.

 
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Andy Janovich has a suggestion.

 
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