Caption Contest XCI

[slacker]

New caption contest... Don't forget to vote for your favorite cap for the last one: Poll: Caption Contest LXXXIIX

Best caption gets a $1 Husker buck!

Rules and stuff here: Fark, Caption & Riddle Contests

 

[BIGREDIOWAN]

(Used Car Add in Paper) 2007 H3 slight front end damage and may need to be aligned. Power seats, steering, air, cd, leather. Small chip in windshield rear end looks fantastic. Chrome wheels!!!! Must see to appreciate. Call Brooks Brothers Towing 1-800-GOT-JUNK!!!

 

[HSKRNOKC]

I know that I rear ended a bus ...... but you think I can buff it out .. ? Dont you?

 

[huskerfan500]

I was just trying to get my kid to school on time

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

I swear to God, officer.....the girls in the back of the bus were flashing their boobs!!!

 

[cmb23]

"Hello....ON-STAR? I seriously F'ed up!"

 

[husker rob]

"hey, do you think that you could get this bus off of my lap? I really have to take a sh#t all of a sudden"

 

[huskernumerouno]

I saved 15% on my car insurance.

 

[Blackshirtsguru]

My dad is a television repairman and has this awesome set of tools. I can fix it!

 

[BigRedfxtoy]

See, I told you principle Mangino, Keep your nose in your own business!

 

[AR Husker Fan]

"Hello....ON-STAR? I seriously F'ed up!"

:rollin

 

[rawhide]

I said I wanted lambo doors FOOL

 

[strigori]

Introducing the new H4. the sub-compact model

 

[DJR313]

f#*k airbags, dey spinnin and spinnin and spinnin!