Caption Contest XVI

[slacker]

New caption contest... Don't forget to vote for your favorite cap for the last one, Poll: Caption Contest XV

Best caption gets a Husker buck!

Rules and stuff here: Caption Contests

 

[rawhide]

Tell that UPS dude to quit staring at my a$$ thats why he wrecked to begin with.

 

[Huskerfan66]

Oh crap, now what am I going to drive to prom?!

 

[BigRedJake]

New caption contest... Don't forget to vote for your favorite cap for the last one, Poll: Caption Contest XV
Best caption gets a Husker buck!

Rules and stuff here: Caption Contests

UPS delivery driver is an idiot.

In other news, local boy discovers his love for mini-sewing machines.

 

[Eric the Red]

Looks like this truck didn't have enough "ups"!!!!!

 

[NamelessHusker]

This is what happenes when you play with crazy glue

 

[bigredtoad]

Edward Sewingmachinehand & his big brown truck take America. this fall on Fox. it'll leave you in stitches! :rollin

 

[slacker]

Headline: Bond boy aka 007.5 successfully takes out the evil UPS villain Brown Britches with his newly developed singer seaming death ray.

 

[kc_husker]

How many cocktails did the UPS driver had at the reception? :wasted