Redux
Donor
1 roll of pizza crust
-10 McDonalds BBQ sauce packets
-20 piece Chicken McNugget
-2 cup bag of KRAFT Cheddar Jack or Colby Jack shredded Cheese
First, take the crust out the bag. We both know your lazy a$$ didn't get the roll, you got the pre made one because you are probably drunk right now. Splurge on the roll, it tastes better out of the can fo sho!
Next, take all your McDonald's dipping sauce BBQ and dump it on the crust. Slather it around with a spoon, or your tounge if you're baked out of your mind.
Now you'll want to cut the nuggets up, probably into 1/3 or 1/4's but since you are probably still exhausted from the sauce slathering you'll break them in half and call it good. Arrange them equally on saucey crust.
Now dump that cheesey goodness all over that bad boy. Really get into this, the cheese is a vital piece so don't be a jerk, use the whole bag and get it proportioned nicely.
Now stick that monster in your preheated oven.......you didn't preheat did you? Way to go, add another ten minutes to your chow down wait. Once preheated, stick it in and let it do it's thing for about 5-10 minutes depending on temp.
While waiting crack a Bush Latte open and put some Hidden Valley ranch in a little dipping cup because we both know you're still gonna use ranch.
Take out of oven and consume! I reccomend a honey drizzle followed by a Red Hot drizzle, sounds gross but tastes amazeballs!
-10 McDonalds BBQ sauce packets
-20 piece Chicken McNugget
-2 cup bag of KRAFT Cheddar Jack or Colby Jack shredded Cheese
First, take the crust out the bag. We both know your lazy a$$ didn't get the roll, you got the pre made one because you are probably drunk right now. Splurge on the roll, it tastes better out of the can fo sho!
Next, take all your McDonald's dipping sauce BBQ and dump it on the crust. Slather it around with a spoon, or your tounge if you're baked out of your mind.
Now you'll want to cut the nuggets up, probably into 1/3 or 1/4's but since you are probably still exhausted from the sauce slathering you'll break them in half and call it good. Arrange them equally on saucey crust.
Now dump that cheesey goodness all over that bad boy. Really get into this, the cheese is a vital piece so don't be a jerk, use the whole bag and get it proportioned nicely.
Now stick that monster in your preheated oven.......you didn't preheat did you? Way to go, add another ten minutes to your chow down wait. Once preheated, stick it in and let it do it's thing for about 5-10 minutes depending on temp.
While waiting crack a Bush Latte open and put some Hidden Valley ranch in a little dipping cup because we both know you're still gonna use ranch.
Take out of oven and consume! I reccomend a honey drizzle followed by a Red Hot drizzle, sounds gross but tastes amazeballs!
