Colorado sCUm

BornNBredRed

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Out of all college programs in the entire country, there is only one that I loathe to even talk about. I made the unfortunate mistake of checking out and posting on a CU board earlier today hoping to talk football. What I found instead was a bunch of little bitches talking sh#t about Nebraska. They don't even talk football because I truly believe they don't know sh#t about it. If the Big XII will not grant my one wish (which is to drop CU from the conference and pick up another team like TCU), then I would greatly appreciate a meteor landing directly on Folsom field and wiping out the campus.

They are the dumbest bunch of c**k-sucking m-f'rs I have ever run into and they consistently remind me of why I hate them so much with their mixture of bitching/name-calling.

CU fans, IMO, can go sit in a puddle.

I'm going to need a full week to vent so I thought I'd go ahead and open the forum now.

 
I've posted messages on allbuffs.com over the past few months and what I have found no matter how civil I try to be to these worthless pieces of sh#t they constantly try to provoke you and want to argue with everything you have to say. They let their blind hatred of Nebraska cloud their judgement about how good we really are. Of course they have nothing else to talk about since they suck!!!!

 
You know thy have a tradition on allsucks.com where they start a thread each week with the words (f#*k ) whoever their opponent is .

Well I am returning the favor this week.

f#*k sCUm

 
The first time I went on that site I was kinda shocked. How rude. :) Then you look at the board base of about 200 active fans and probably half are husker fans WELL. 'Nuff said. Unfortunately, I have relatives that live in the Springs and Denver. Is there such a thing as a selective nuke strike. :laughpound

My first game attended at Folsom Prison whoops Field was either 81 or 82 ????? they were even kinda boisterous then. And they talked trash about NU then. Consistency is good. :hmmm

 
i would drop a smackdown on them but unfortunately they wouldnt be able to understand it, since they have not invented a computer that types in crayon. it would be just a waste of my talents.

HOWEVER

the real reason that they wouldnt be able to read and understand the smack that was thrown at them isnt that they are uneducated, inbred goat f'ers. it is because they have way to much sh#t in their eyes to see.

now how did they get the sh#t in their eyes? let me tell you, it was because they took ralphie down to Tiajuana and wanted to impress the crowd at the donkey show (yes huckfusker had to get off of the stage for a few minutes) and started tossing ralphie's salad, when ralphie thought he had gas and decided to let off a little pressure. turns out that it was not just gas but was explosive diarriha (sp) which was so bad it shot all of them right in the eyes.

that is why they cannot read anything at this time.

now if they have a friend that can possible read and understand simple english i might just happen to say.............................................

dont blame us that you are only half of a man, blame your father for pulling out to soon and the best part of you ran down the crack of t=your mothers a$$ and ended up a brown stain on the sheets. rocky mountain high???????? you must be high if you think that the program being built at sCUm will ever reach half of what NU has.

i live in your state and while parts of the state are actually pretty nice to live in, it is the sCUm alum that are just a bunch boy scout fondaling, golden girls watching, tree hugging, pole smoking, ball licking, salad tossing, prostate tickling, ralphie blowing, cross dressing, tutu wearing, anal ring toss playing, under achieving, relative f'ing, animal sodomizing, gorilla love slaves.

one more thing and i will try and type it slow so you can understand it

F.......*.......C.......K Y.......O.......U

and the "*" is really supposed to be a "U" so try and figure that one out dipsh#ts

 
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i would drop a smackdown on them but unfortunately they wouldnt be able to understand it, since they have not invented a computer that types in crayon. it would be just a waste of my talents.

HOWEVER

the real reason that they wouldnt be able to read and understand the smack that was thrown at them isnt that they are uneducated, inbred goat f'ers. it is because they have way to much sh#t in their eyes to see.

now how did they get the sh#t in their eyes? let me tell you, it was because they took ralphie down to Tiajuana and wanted to impress the crowd at the donkey show (yes huckfusker had to get off of the stage for a few minutes) and started tossing ralphie's salad, when ralphie thought he had gas and decided to let off a little pressure. turns out that it was not just gas but was explosive diarriha (sp) which was so bad it shot all of them right in the eyes.

that is why they cannot read anything at this time.

now if they have a friend that can possible read and understand simple english i might just happen to say.............................................

dont blame us that you are only half of a man, blame your father for pulling out to soon and the best part of you ran down the crack of t=your mothers a$$ and ended up a brown stain on the sheets. rocky mountain high???????? you must be high if you think that the program being built at sCUm will ever reach half of what NU has.

i live in your state and while parts of the state are actually pretty nice to live in, it is the sCUm alum that are just a bunch boy scout fondaling, golden girls watching, tree hugging, pole smoking, ball licking, salad tossing, prostate tickling, ralphie blowing, cross dressing, tutu wearing, anal ring toss playing, under achieving, relative f'ing, animal sodomizing, gorilla love slaves.

one more thing and i will try and type it slow so you can understand it

F.......*.......C.......K Y.......O.......U

and the "*" is really supposed to be a "U" so try and figure that one out dipsh#ts
:laughpound :hellloooo

Way to let it go...

 
sCUm fans are just pissed because nobody even give's a sh_t about them. The rest of Colorado is more intersted in how the Bronco's are doing. They are just the red headed step children of Colorado.

 
What a nightmare would that be if your son/daughter told you that they were going to attend CU? I think I'd probably vomit on the floor right wherever I was standing.

 
And I wonder if it possible to pass legislation that requires all CU fans to register on a database accessible by the public. To know whether there are any CU fans living in your neighborhood to be aware of...

Kind of like convicted sex offenders.

 
sCUm fans are just pissed because nobody even give's a sh_t about them. The rest of Colorado is more intersted in how the Bronco's are doing. They are just the red headed step children of Colorado.
It's kind of like a 5 year old kid who acts out because no one's paying attention to them. Stoopid buffalo rapers.

 
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