Elephant Ears

[Hooked on Huskers]

https://www.si.com/college/nebraska/football/espn-analyst-criticizes-matt-rhule-big-ten-college-football-playoff-take-huskers-cornhuskers

https://collegefootballnetwork.com/paul-finebaum-says-deion-sanders-answer-at-usc/

 

[Decked]

Paul definitely got swirlies in high school. 

 

[runningblind]

What a nerd.

 

[jassman24]

Paul definitely got swirlies in high school. 

This is my theory for why he’s bald. 

 

[commando]

paul is a paid fluffer for the SEC.   god forbid anyone says anything that doesn't fluff the SEC

 

[skers83]

Paul definitely got swirlies in high school. 

I'm guessing he still does. 

 

[Nebfanatic]

"Leave the punditry to the professionals" may be the single most embarrassing thing I have ever heard anyone say trying to seem cool. 

 

[BigRedBuster]

"Leave the punditry to the professionals" may be the single most embarrassing thing I have ever heard anyone say trying to seem cool. 

It really is laughable when one of these guys tried to act like he's THE expert in everything and nobody can come close to being as knowledgable about what they are talking about as him.  Especially when it's clear that he's a paid talking head for one conference.

 

[Fru]

Finebaum really had to work backwards to find something to rage at Rhule about. 

 

[TGHusker]

A SEC shrill with no relevance beyond that conference. 

 

[MyBloodIsRed16]

It really is laughable when one of these guys tried to act like he's THE expert in everything and nobody can come close to being as knowledgable about what they are talking about as him.  Especially when it's clear that he's a paid talking head for one conference.

I hate it for the mere fact he's basically and arm chair quarterback.  Matt Rhule has at least played the game at a collegiate level.  Coached at the highest level.  What has FineBum  done beside study stats and talk s#!t.   

 

[El Straino]

 

[runningblind]

I don't get why people like Finebaum try so hard to hold onto the side and back of head hair when they are so bald up top.  Give it up man, shave your head!  You look ridiculous.

 

[BigRedBuster]

I don't get why people like Finebaum try so hard to hold onto the side and back of head hair when they are so bald up top.  Give it up man, shave your head!  You look ridiculous.

I've told my wife ever since we were married that if I ever end up with the horse shoe around my head...it's all coming off.  Luckily, I can comb it over about three times so it doesn't look like that.