How to end the problems in the Middle East.

T_O_Bull

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I know this will sound crazy and I certainly do not want to, in any way, make light of what our guys are doing over there but just consider this idea.

We take all the girls in "Daily Skin," spiff them up so they are at their best and then fly them to the Mid-East and snake a long parade through every city and town. You can't tell me that once those guys see these beautiful, young women that they are still going to want to fight in the street rather than hang out with the girls. Once they have gotten to the point where they can talk with the girls rather than just sit there and drool we introduce them to Sour Mash Bourbon Whiskey and start the party. Sooner or later these dumb bastards will realize that dieing for a hundred virgins in 'alaha land' doesn't come close to sharing a weekend with a horny, 30 year old divorcee'. When this happens they will realize that they have to get jobs to support going out with a woman and knockin' back a few cold ones. Then they realize that with beach front property and good weather they should put up resorts and golf courses.

I know this is stupid when you think of the real problems over there and I pray every day that our guys don't suffer one more casulty. May they all be home safe and with their families very soon.

>>>T_O_B

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:) :) :) :) :)

I know this will sound crazy and I certainly do not want to, in any way, make light of what our guys are doing over there but just consider this idea.

We take all the girls in "Daily Skin," spiff them up so they are at their best and then fly them to the Mid-East and snake a long parade through every city and town. You can't tell me that once those guys see these beautiful, young women that they are still going to want to fight in the street rather than hang out with the girls. Once they have gotten to the point where they can talk with the girls rather than just sit there and drool we introduce them to Sour Mash Bourbon Whiskey and start the party. Sooner or later these dumb bastards will realize that dieing for a hundred virgins in 'alaha land' doesn't come close to sharing a weekend with a horny, 30 year old divorcee'. When this happens they will realize that they have to get jobs to support going out with a woman and knockin' back a few cold ones. Then they realize that with beach front property and good weather they should put up resorts and golf courses.

I know this is stupid when you think of the real problems over there and I pray every day that our guys don't suffer one more casulty. May they all be home safe and with their families very soon.

>>>T_O_B

:)
YOU MADE ME lAUGH

THANKS

 
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