Iowa Joke Thread

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[Decked]

How do you get an Iowa grad off of your front porch? Pay for the pizza.

 

[presidentjlh]

Iowa.

That's the joke.

 

[C N Red]

Iowa.

^^^^^^ +1. Beat me to it

 

[NUpolo8]

Google Vodka Samm.

 

[The Dude]

Google Vodka Samm.

I would.

 

[zoogs]

I hate it when you guys make typos in the thread title, like typing the same word twice in a row.

 

[Blackshirts007]

Why wasn't there a nativity scene on Iowa's campus for Christmas?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

 

[IAHUSKERS1]

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[IAHUSKERS1]

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[The Dude]

What do you call an Iowan with a wooden leg?

Spoiler

sh#t on a stick.

What do you call an Iowan with two wooden legs?

Spoiler

A waste of wood.

Just kidding, I think Iowans are beautiful human beings and I love them.

But really, they're awful.

 

[Hawknut5]

Nebraska: Running the read option on the football field and in the classroom.

 

[ZRod]

Nebraska: Running the read option on the football field and in the classroom.

Iowegians still can't read. This isn't the Nebraska joke thread silly squakeye.

 

[ZRod]