My penis

[darkhorse85]

Broken. sh#t.

 

[NUance]

Your penis very pointy too!

 

[Redux]

And crooked...

 

[Mierin]

Good head to shaft ratio.

 

[Bigred_inSD]

you may want to get that black fluid looked into.

 

[jsneb83]

Needle d!(k! Needle d!(k!

 

[walksalone]

you may want to get that looked at...

 

[ZRod]

Broken penis not good. It can be a painful thing if it occurs during intense use.

 

[darkhorse85]

Oh it was super intense. I was using it so hard and fast my that hand started to cramp.

 

[Mierin]

Oh it was super intense. I was using it so hard and fast my that hand started to cramp.

You mean a nice looking lady's hand started to cramp.

 

[Mavric]

Oh it was super intense. I was using it so hard and fast my that hand started to cramp.

You mean a nice looking lady's hand started to cramp.

That's either a pretty unique fetish or you're giving him too much credit.

 

[Stumpy1]

Oh it was super intense. I was using it so hard and fast my that hand started to cramp.

You mean a nice looking lady's hand started to cramp.

That's either a pretty unique fetish or you're giving him too much credit.

I don't know. The handwriting is pretty nice. Either it was a woman's or he writes like a woman.

 

[The Dude]

It's smaller than I remember.

 

[Redux]

Why is there no cap on it? Do you want herpes? Because thats how you get herpes.