New Corvette

huskernation20

huskernation20

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A fellow bought a new Corvette and was out on an interstate

for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing

through his hair and he decided to open her up.

As the needle jumped up to 80 mph he suddenly saw a flashing

red and blue light behind him.

'There ain't no way they can catch a corvette.' he thought

to himself and opened her up further.

The needle hit 90, 100, 110 and finally 120 with the lights

still behind him.

'What in heaven's name am I doing?' he thought and

pulled over.

The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and

examined it and the car.

'I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over.

I don't feel like more paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for

your

driving that I haven't heard before, you can go!'

'Last week my wife ran off with a cop,' the man said,

'and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!'

'Good night', said the officer. :zoom

 
huskernation20 said:
A fellow bought a new Corvette and was out on an interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him.

 

'There ain't no way they can catch a corvette.' he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100, 110 and finally 120 with the lights still behind him.

 

'What in heaven's name am I doing?' he thought and pulled over.

 

The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. I don't feel like more paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go!'

 

'Last week my wife ran off with a cop,' the man said, 'and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!'

 

'Good night', said the officer. :zoom
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YES!!!!!

 
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