HUSKER 37
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If you had purchased $1000 worth of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would
have $49.00 today...
If you had purchased $1000 worth of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today....
If you had purchased $1000 worth of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today...
But...
If you had purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, and then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle .
It is called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink on average 22 gallons of alcohol a year, which means that on average Americans get
about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes me proud to be an American!
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