Tangent Thread - Pender Edition

[Thurston from Pender]

What are we now? The Pornhuskers?

The cheerleaders should boycott.

 

[Stumpy1]

What are we now? The Pornhuskers?

The cheerleaders should boycott.

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[B.B. Hemingway]

What are we now? The Pornhuskers?

The cheerleaders should boycott.

These guys?

 

[Thurston from Pender]

Here in Pender, we respect our people of the female persuasion. They are our wives and daughters.

Real men live in Pender. When we get out leg caught in an auger, we amputate our foot with our pocket knives. 

 

[Nebfanatic]

Here in Pender, we respect our people of the female persuasion. They are our wives and daughters.

Real men live in Pender. When we get out leg caught in an auger, we amputate our foot with our pocket knives. 

Yes no young man has ever made a mistake and disrespected a women in Pender. They don't send nudes at Pender High School either. 

 

[teachercd]

Yes no young man has ever made a mistake and disrespected a women in Pender. They don't send nudes at Pender High School either. 

Well they do...but it is through the mail.  No internet out there yet.

 

[Nebfanatic]

Well they do...but it is through the mail.  No internet out there yet.

Ahhh, the old fashioned way. Is that how you used to do it teach? 

 

[brophog]

They are our wives and daughters.

We are talking two different people, right?

 

[brophog]

 More pages + More ads = More money, for our new overlords....

And mo money is mo problems.

 

[Thurston from Pender]

I don’t know where you people live, but we have standards in Pender. 

 

[Nebfanatic]

I don’t know where you people live, but we have standards in Pender. 

Get off your high horse. You may have standards but you can't speak for everyone of Pender. A quick google search turned up a recent sexual assualt case involving a Pender man. I guess thats yalls standard? Of course not but don't be niave. You aren't the only person in Pender and you don't know what everyone else does behind closed doors.

 

[ColoradoHusk]

Did the Pony Express get the score of the game delivered to the people of Pender this morning?

 

[I AM FOOT FOOT]

Here in Pender, we respect our people of the female persuasion. They are our wives and daughters.

Real men live in Pender. When we get out leg caught in an auger, we amputate our foot with our pocket knives. 

Most people are smart enough to not get their legs caught in augers, chalk one up for the good folks in Pender.

 

[funhusker]

Hey now! As a person who grew up in that area, can we please stick to bashing Thurston(umm... I mean his posts...) and not a lovely community?