That'll Teach Ya

He returned home to get a lit punk that he had laid down by a stockpile of M-80's, Silver Solutes and Cherry Bombs.  What an Idjit,  big boom big fire finito.

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He returned home to get a lit punk that he had laid down by a stockpile of M-80's, Silver Solutes and Cherry Bombs. What an Idjit, big boom big fire finito. NO

 

This one's getting old. I'll give a hint, the sun had something to do with it.

 
He laid his reading glasses down by the window where the sun caused the doily??? to catch fire spreading to the curtains, yada yada all the way to the attic.

 
[SIZE=14pt]WE HAVE A WINNER![/SIZE]

CONGRATULATIONS Rawhide!

 

One day a man came home to collect something he had forgotten and found that his house had been completely destroyed. What had happened?

 

The man left his glasses on his bedside table. They had focused the rays of the sun onto his pillow and started a fire that destroyed his house.

Bout time, this one was boring, someone dies in the next one!! ;)

 
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