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Like omfg you guys! Can you believes Juan Pablo didnt propose! That was super surprising! What a jerk!

Did anybody else have to suffer through that jacka$$ stutter through that piece of sh#t show last night? I f'ing hate this show with a f'ing passion. A hansome foreinger whose single, whod have thunk hed be a d!(k? Shocker. f#*k this show.

 
A hansome foreinger whose single, whod have thunk hed be a d!(k? Shocker. f#*k this show.
My girlfriend was telling me about the finale last night and I said almost the exact same line you posted
A few months ago when they did the big announcement who the guy would be, my wife and her friends were all excited and moist that itd be Juan friggin Pablo. My first thought was "The Nascar Guy?".

A short few weeks or months (felt like years) later they all hate his dumbass. I only listened to him talk for 30 minutes last night and Id love nothing more than to jaw jack this slapnut.

 
Or you get lucky and marry a chick who loathes that kind of sh#t as well. Shed rather go to a Hatebreed concert than watch any of that crap.

#mykindofwoman

 
You know, if it's "movie night" with the wife and you have to sit through some terrible rom-com, that's what we have to do as guys sometime. But under no circumstances should you be obligated to sit through some bull$h!t like the Bachelor or any of those shows.

My wife has terrible taste in TV as well, and I let her have the remote most of the time, just so we know that when football season rolls around, it's my turn. But when she watches Sex and the City, Grey's Anatomy, One Tree Hill or anything of those genres (I call the entire collection of genres "crap" just to keep things simple), I just grab a beer and read Huskerboard. You guys are my reality show. (OMG! Did you hear what Devnet said to Polo!!! That b!^@h!!!)

 
The wife had this piece of sh#t recording on our dvr in the bedroom. So it wouldnt be spoiled on faebook she just had to watch it while I was trying to sleep. I got to listen to an hour of Juan Pablo dodge questions.

Do you love her?

-um I is an honest guy and um I thing it is a real relationshib

So.....you dont love her?

-well um its tough. It was hard on dis show to have privacy and make um stuff work.

What are your plans now that the show is over?

-We have plans but we will see what happens. Its um private and stuff. Im an honest guy and it was tough and hard you guys. Um yeah...hard times for me.

How the hell is this show still on after 12 years?

 
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