The teach eats butt thread

[Danny Bateman]

Me as I wait for teach to tell his relevant story.

 

[teachercd]

Ha!  Sorry!
 

Okay, so this is like 5 years ago, maybe 6.  

A friend had a buddy that was living with a stripper...out near 168th and Maple.  She had a nice house with an inground pool and she was throwing a pool party.  The boyfriend told my buddy it would be loaded with booze and strippers!  Who can resist???

So I go, my buddy gets hammered and walks home really early.  There were not loads of strippers, there might have been like 5-6, but one had a smoking body so I get her digits.  

We hang out once and she is not into me (not a shock)...a few weeks later we are texting and it is getting flirty...she texts me this 

"Do you eat (okay sign) or (donut)?" 

I can't remember which emoji she used...and I had no idea what she meant so I asked her...

So she replied "Do you eat a$$?"

Well...I will let that sit for a bit...because a gentleman never eats a$$ tells.  

 

[Danny Bateman]

OK I'll ask what everyone is thinking...

Did she bring you donuts? And did you eat them?

 

[teachercd]

OK I'll ask what everyone is thinking...

Did she bring you donuts? And did you eat them?

Hahaha!

She did not bring me donuts.  

But now that I think about it...I wish she would have!

 

[JJ Husker]

....A friend had a buddy  :B)

Is this just another way of you saying "I was living with a stripper" ?

 

[teachercd]

....A friend had a buddy  :B)

Is this just another way of you saying "I was living with a stripper" ?

Ha!

No, for real...all of that story is 100% real.  I never lived with one.

 

[Cdog923]

Ha!

No, for real...all of that story is 100% real.  I never lived with one.

So, what did you do instead? 

 

[Redux]

"Do you eat (okay sign) or (donut)?" 

I can't remember which emoji she used...and I had no idea what she meant so I asked her...

So she replied "Do you eat a$$?"

Well...I will let that sit for a bit...because a gentleman never eats a$$ tells.