The Woodshed Thread Hall of Fame

knapplc

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Cleaning up the pinned threads a little bit so it's not so cluttered up top. Some formerly pinned threads, some classics, some that have been forgotten but probably shouldn't have...






The d******ds in Manhattan

Wherein Eric the Red explains with charts, snark, stats & sarcasm why KSU Fan is a moron. KSU Fan obliges by showing up and actually being a moron.






Offending Posts Thread

Repository for the garbage strewn about the regular forums.

The Offending Posts Commentary Thread

Wherein members can comment about their posts that end up in the above thread.






Why Posting A Youtube Link On Your Article Is Busche League

Wherein epocSon teaches Nick Bromberg of Rivals.com a harsh lesson about mocking a school that just trounced your alma mater (Bromberg's a Missouri grad) using videos posted by fans of your school's rival.

Bromberg learns his lesson so well that he switches the video he linked in his story - to huskerjock's, who proceeds to screw with him again.






The Clever Quips About Shawn Watson Thread

Gone but never forgotten, former Offensive Coordinator Shawn Watson's many behaviors & exploits are divulged by you, his closes confidantes.






HuskerBoard vs. Hedley

Wherein...

Hedley is an attention whore.

Hedley is annoying and we all hate him.

Hedley should be banned for being a pain in the a$$.

Seriously, Mods, when are we going to ban this guy?

Hedley has been suspended, hooray!

Let's talk about how much we were annoyed by Hedley, the attention whore, during his suspension.

I don't think Hedley should have been suspended. Let's talk about that for about half the thread.

Hedley's triumphant return and further attention whoring.

Slowly dwindling reply rate mostly fueled by Hedley attention whoring and people flipping him sh#t.

Hedley's all right, but he's still a whore (translation - he's one of us now).

Mostly silence.

People notice Hedley isn't posting anymore.

Where is Hedley? We want him to come back and entertain/annoy us some more.

Hedley bumps this thread once a year to relive the good old days.

Hedley gets his thread locked bumping it one too many times.






The wifi discussion thread

Wherein a man from a naturally strong family, of dubious Husker fandom and questionable sources of "insider" knowledge, blazes a path of destruction across HuskerBoard. Fully documented in the posts of your fellow members.






The Village of the "Banned"

Wherein the members discuss that time they got 30 days in the cooler.






Douschebag Hall of Fame

Somewhat self-explanatory thread wherein members explain to each other how & why they are a "dousche." A veritable who's who of HuskerBoard. If you haven't been nominated at least twice, you're not trying very hard.






The Huskerboard weekly AMA mega-thread

Wherein what started out as a decent idea to ask each other questions morphed into a rather typical HuskerBoard clusterf#@k.






borNred's mental raping thread

Wherin borNred makes some questionable life decisions apparently based largely on large breasts.






The Bottom Ten: HuskerBoard's worst posters

An insta-classic. NUpolo8 creates a thread wherein everyone can out their most-hated posters, of today and yester-year. Sadly, he hasn't been taken up on that offer. Yet.






There have been several "vs." threads, where two (or more) members have a tussle in the regular forums which moves (or is moved) to the Shed. Some notable examples:

walksalone verses carlfense

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EZ-E vs The Dude vs knapplc vs err'body

Wherein nobody likes anybody and pissiness is the word of the day.

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hskerprid hates The Dude

Wherein hskerprid's once legendary and much-loved avatar becomes the target of outrage, and a conversation one party felt was private is divulged to the world.

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HuskerBoard vs. husker_99

Wherein husker_99 is taken to task by pretty much everyone over comments about recruiting.

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HuskerBoard vs. devnet

Wherin devnet is called out for calling someone out, and everyone is a troll.

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da skers vs. HTO

HTO ("Tim" from Rivals) heard some things what was being said about him by some cowboy here on HuskerBoard, so he saddled his horse & rode across the range to have a reckoning with da skers, right here in Dodge.

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EZ-E vs. NUpolo8

Wherein two of HuskerBoard's favorite members take a left turn from a conversation about a catchable ball.

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For frick's sake, another bag on EZ-E thread

It was becoming such a cliche we didn't even bother with a "vs." title.

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Hedley vs. nebraskafaninwi

This one had so much promise. Started by Hedley hisownself, but sadly, it never achieved full dumpster-fire mode like it could have.

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accountability vs. husker_99

Wherein accountability takes down husker_99 for being dickish about quarterbacks.

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Army_Allen

EZ-E has had enough of Army_Allen. The result is a somewhat worthy throw-down.

To Tweet Or Not To Tweet

Part of the reason for the above thread is this thread, wherein Army_Allen's twitter love affair with several athletes is exposed.

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ndobney/Paiste vs. HuskerBoard - a sockpuppet spectacular

Wherein a rather sad person creates sockpuppet accounts to agree with him when nobody else will - only to be outed and generally laughed at.

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A subset of the "vs." threads are when a member calls out a Mod and proceeds to vent on them, usually to much appreciation, because everyone likes to vent at the Mods once in a while.

beanman vs. knapplc

Wherein beanman calls knapplc out for being a d******d (but not from Manhattan).

JTrain vs. knapplc

Wherein JTrain takes umbrage to being disagreed with, voices his opinion on the role of a Mod, and generally has a swell time in the end.

walksalone vs. knapplc

Maybe the lamest of these threads. No real animosity here, just goofing around.






Clubs. Gangs. Groups. Circle Jerks. We've had them all at HuskerBoard. Here are their threads.

The d!(k Clique

Pony Posse

Prick Clique

Schlong Throng




New Members-Newbies

That time a "woman" joined HuskerBoard and in 19 glorious days proceeded to misunderstand just about everything with disastrous consequences.

 
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Brilliant!!!

 
Oh hell yes knapp thank you for this. ETR & I just about busted an organ reading this masterpiece.

 
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Ya know, it will be kind of sad when the "Will There Be a 2020 Football Season" thread finally ends. Since the discussion started more than 5 months ago, it has been one of the most remarkable trainwrecks in the history of the internet. When it finally does run its course, would the mods be able to somehow restore all of the posts that were moved to the Tangent threads so the original thread can truly be memorialized in all of its dumpster-fire glory and linked in the hall of fame?

 
Ya know, it will be kind of sad when the "Will There Be a 2020 Football Season" thread finally ends. Since the discussion started more than 5 months ago, it has been one of the most remarkable trainwrecks in the history of the internet. When it finally does run its course, would the mods be able to somehow restore all of the posts that were moved to the Tangent threads so the original thread can truly be memorialized in all of its dumpster-fire glory and linked in the hall of fame?
I think it's better that you'd have to jump back and forth between different threads to capture it in all its glory. Then it'll always be as annoying to even try decoding as it was in the original reading.

 
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