Too Drunk to Function

i was coming into the shed to post a thread saying we should get a group together tonight, post in this thread, and see how furcking wasted we can get and figure out all the teams problems.

right now i got 4 beers in the freezer because my standby beer was all out on the porch and the heat got left on out there and im nukin a bowl of chili that im gonna dip prngles in because thats all i got.

hold on...4 beers in the the freezer is not going to do it. ill be back.

 
i was coming into the shed to post a thread saying we should get a group together tonight, post in this thread, and see how furcking wasted we can get and figure out all the teams problems.

right now i got 4 beers in the freezer because my standby beer was all out on the porch and the heat got left on out there and im nukin a bowl of chili that im gonna dip prngles in because thats all i got.

hold on...4 beers in the the freezer is not going to do it. ill be back.
I take it you got side tracked on your quest to get more beers.

 
i was coming into the shed to post a thread saying we should get a group together tonight, post in this thread, and see how furcking wasted we can get and figure out all the teams problems.

right now i got 4 beers in the freezer because my standby beer was all out on the porch and the heat got left on out there and im nukin a bowl of chili that im gonna dip prngles in because thats all i got.

hold on...4 beers in the the freezer is not going to do it. ill be back.
I take it you got side tracked on your quest to get more beers.

yes. damn bed got in my way, i tripped over it and fell flat on my face whereupon the pillow proceeded to kick the crap out of me for about 12 hours.

 
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