Types of People at Husker games

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I was e-mailing Teach about this yesterday, and he said I should throw this in a HB thread. Huskers tailgates and games are great people watching, and you can probably turn it into a game of Husker gameday bingo, or a fun drinking game. Here are my favorite "types of people" at Husker games (in no particular order).

1. Jersey and Jorts guy (bonus if the guy is over 250 lbs)
2. Hot jersey and jorts girl
3. Anyone wearing Husker gear with the old "Script" huskers logo - time to get a new shirt
4. Anyone wearing a non-Husker color (black and gray is allowed if it's Husker related)
5. Anyone wearing a shirt that you think is at least 10 years old
6. Anyone with red/white striped overalls
7. Anyone wearing a giant, foam Nebraska cowboy hat
8. An old guy with a hot chick at least 20 years younger (and it's obviously not his daughter)
9. Someone trying to start the "GOOOO BIIIIIG REEEED, Go Big Red" chant
10. The way too drunk woman who is at least 50 years old, bonus points if it's a woman over 70
11. Hipster Husker fan (new to this year's list)
12. Guy who insists on turning a game of catch with the football at the tailgate part into a game of precision "route-running" only his friend overthrows him and the guy runs into a tailgate party while he's looking up for the ball
13. Guy with a big nacho cheese or ketchup stain on his brand new Husker shirt (also known as my brother Doug)
14. Guy who is taking his cornhole game WAY TOO SERIOUSLY
15. Guy listening to the game with the old radio headphones
16. Guy way too excited for the band's pregame set (that's me!!)
17. Guy at the tailgate who is doing nothing but bitching about the team and coaches
18. Red blazer guy (I want to be that guy)
19. Guy who corrects you about your Husker history (that's me, as well)
20. Guy who can't get his TV setup at his tailgate (Teach)
 
This list wasn't meant to offend anyone, I am just trying to have a little fun. If you are offended, then you are probably taking yourself a little too seriously. I am making fun of myself with a few of them.

Feel free to add any of your own.

 
#21. Dork playing Husker Tailgate Bingo

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1. Jersey and Jorts guy (bonus if the guy is over 250 lbs)-RedRedJarvisRedwhine
2. Hot jersey and jorts girl-Moiraine or girlknowsfootball only because Roxy is way too classy for jorts
3. Anyone wearing Husker gear with the old "Script" huskers logo - time to get a new shirt-GSG5545
4. Anyone wearing a non-Husker color (black and gray is allowed if it's Husker related)-KillerCacti since he is a Clemson fan
5. Anyone wearing a shirt that you think is at least 10 years old-StPaulHusker
6. Anyone with red/white striped overalls-Sd'Sker because that is considered a South Dakota tuxedo
7. Anyone wearing a giant, foam Nebraska cowboy hat-Decked
8. An old guy with a hot chick at least 20 years younger (and it's obviously not his daughter)-Knapplc
9. Someone trying to start the "GOOOO BIIIIIG REEEED, Go Big Red" chant-ChaddyBoxer
10. The way too drunk woman who is at least 50 years old, bonus points if it's a woman over 70-ShawnWatson
11. Hipster Husker fan (new to this year's list)-LukeinNE
12. Guy who insists on turning a game of catch with the football at the tailgate part into a game of precision "route-running" only his friend overthrows him and the guy runs into a tailgate party while he's looking up for the ball-Blitzfirst
13. Guy with a big nacho cheese or ketchup stain on his brand new Husker shirt (also known as my brother Doug)-BrayWyatt
14. Guy who is taking his cornhole game WAY TOO SERIOUSLY-T2trA
15. Guy listening to the game with the old radio headphones-Thanks_TomRR
16. Guy way too excited for the band's pregame set (that's me!!)-Landlord of Memorial Stadium
17. Guy at the tailgate who is doing nothing but bitching about the team and coaches-NUPolo8
18. Red blazer guy (I want to be that guy)-Carlfense
19. Guy who corrects you about your Husker history (that's me, as well)-Tschu
20. Guy who can't get his TV setup at his tailgate (Teach)TeacherCD

Edit: I guessed GSG correctly!
 
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