Vodka Eyeballing

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Wild Bill

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I know some of you youngsters look to some of us older farts for occasional advice. Here's one: Do not try vodka eyeballing! Hell, I'd even recommend LSD instead of this! (But not through the eyes either!)

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Melissa, who left university last summer and is now 22, believes they are right to be worried. Her constantly watering left eye has been left permanently scarred by her antics. More worryingly still, she has been warned that her eyesight may deteriorate further as she gets older.

'I'm in constant pain because of what I did,' she says. 'And I'm terrified that it will get worse. I wish I could turn the clock back and change things. But I can't.'

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1278583/Young-people-drinking-neat-vodka-EYE-quick-buzz.html#ixzz0qCSy8Ort

 
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It's getting harder and harder not to believe in Darwin :)

but I still don't :lol:

call me old-fashioned, just swallow your alkehol :laughpound

GBR

 
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WTF! Maybe I just need to live a little more dangerously, but I assumed the college kids were putting animal eyeballs in vodka shots.

Kinda like the goldfish shot or something - you know, the whole gross out factor.

 
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killer cacti said:
M I K E said:
I'd almost rather put the vodka bottle up my butt and do a handstand for a few seconds.
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That is one of the fastest ways to get drunk. Your colon absorbs alcohol just like it absorbs medicines from suppositories. You put liquid alcohol in your colon and you're bypassing your stomach's digestive process, so you're getting pure alcohol, not processed.

I will counsel anyone who reads this NOT to do this. Seriously. It'll mess you up.

 
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