Need your help guys!

[manitobahusker]

I was asked to be my douche bag cousins best man. Problem is as I'm sure you can tell he is a douche bag and I have no want or desire to fill that role. How do I tell him without making myself look like a douche?

 

[Nate]

Just say you have an irrational fear of weddings

 

[Stumpy1]

Tell him you banged his soon to be wife.

 

[huKSer]

Make sure the future wife sets the wedding on a Football Saturday

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Nominate him for the DBHOF and send him a link to the thread and say thats why I don't want to be your best man

 

[Count 'Bility]

just say no. When he asks why. just say. I dont want to. Honesty is best policy. If you dont want to do something, dont do it. it's f'ing america. If he truly is a doosh, you dont give a dman what he thinks anyway, and wont be worried one bit if telling him no runs him off for good. It is quite liberating to speak from your heart. Trust me. I dont have many "friends" but there aint many happier than me, and that's a guarantee.

 

[MLB 51]

just say no. When he asks why. just say. I dont want to. Honesty is best policy. If you dont want to do something, dont do it. it's f'ing america. If he truly is a doosh, you dont give a dman what he thinks anyway, and wont be worried one bit if telling him no runs him off for good. It is quite liberating to speak from your heart. Trust me. I dont have many "friends" but there aint many happier than me, and that's a guarantee.

^^^^^^THIS. +1

 

[The Dude]

Who cares if you don't like your cousin? Being the best man is all about planning the bachelor party, with a dildo show. Then free booze at the reception.

 

[HuskerfaninOkieland]

Who cares if you don't like your cousin? Being the best man is all about planning the bachelor party, with a dildo show. Then free booze at the reception.

Why would a bunch of bachelors want to see a show about dildo's?