*** HB Misc Topic bullsh#t Thread ***

MLB 51 said:
NUance said:
MLB 51 said:
A little too drunk. A little too rough.
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Oh come on man. You could embellish it a bit more than that, couldn't you?
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I could, it would be lie though. Sad part is, my wife is 5 foot tall and weighs about 100lbs. Just a cheap bed frame.
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Ha ha! That fact that she's 5 foot and 100 lbs AND you two broke the bed makes it all the more impressive.
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When women get in a minor disagreement that lasts for 30 seconds, why do they feel the need to talk about it for the next 20 minutes? WHY?

/I'd rather spend that 20 minutes with her trying to break MY bed. lol

 
When I order a double whopper with no cheese, I expect to get a double whopper with no cheese, NOT a single whopper with cheese

 
Got drunk as a skunk Saturday night downtown, lost my phone. Had to buy a new phone today, now I realzie why I hate sprint. They hire some real morons to run their stores.

 
tschu said:
When I order a double whopper with no cheese, I expect to get a double whopper with no cheese, NOT a single whopper with cheese
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Try being behind someone in the drive thru who wants the Big Mac combo but instead of the Big Mac, they want the McFish sandwich. Then have to hear the lady argue with the employee about it because the lady doesn't want to pay the extra for the McFish combo. She wants to pay the Big Mac combo price for a McFish combo. Yeah that really happened.

 
I built a dog house for my dog a couple weeks back. Actually, I put a dog door on our wooden tool shed and built a cozy straw-bale house just inside the door. I took me nearly two weeks to train her to use the dog door. She was terrified of that little plastic flap with the magnet. You'd have thought I mounted a guillotine up there. So now I call it the dog door of Damocles. lol

 
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