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Hedley Lamarr said:
Deckedinblack said:
Blackshirts007 said:
second night in a row i get her to my bed and work my way down and then get a "i think it's time i should get going"

i better just slow things the f#*k down or else she will be gone before i know it.
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DUDE JUST BANG HER!
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HuskerShark said golden showers were his favorite. Maybe try it on this lady and see what happens.
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You could do that, honestly. If she's down with it, you do your thing and run the other direction as fast as possible. If she's not down with it, you do your thing and she'll run the other way.

It's a win-win.

 
HuskerShark said:
Hedley Lamarr said:
Deckedinblack said:
Blackshirts007 said:
second night in a row i get her to my bed and work my way down and then get a "i think it's time i should get going"

i better just slow things the f#*k down or else she will be gone before i know it.
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DUDE JUST BANG HER!
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HuskerShark said golden showers were his favorite. Maybe try it on this lady and see what happens.
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You could do that, honestly. If she's down with it, you do your thing and run the other direction as fast as possible. If she's not down with it, you do your thing and she'll run the other way.

It's a win-win.
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This should never be done outside of the shower. Just need to get her in the shower. :D

 
MLB 51 said:
aspeedlin4589 said:
Blackshirts007 said:
I'm talking to this girl a bit that i work with. We've hung out a few times, first was a coffee date, next was new years all night, and then one night at my apartment for movies and stay the night. I've only made out with her. She is a cool person and i like hanging out with her but there's a problem. I'm getting more mature (sounds crazy for only being 20) and when i take girls on dates I'm thinking future. If we don't click or i can't imagine myself being with this person i don't like to waste my time. I'm not totally to that point yet where i don't think i could be with this girl but another girl entered the picture. And here's where im in trouble. This other girl i met and talked to for a little bit at the New Years night. It's the younger sister of her roommate/best friend. Soooo I have absolutely no idea how to approach this. I added her on facebook, but im too afraid to start talking to her because the second i do she will tell her sister that i am, and the girl i work with will know instantly obviously. Which i believe will them ruin all chances with either because they will think im a "player" which im definitely not. I don't like leading on girls, but this girl i work with is really coming onto me and idk what i want right now. Help please!
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1. Bang first girl

2. Bang younger sister

3. Continue to chase tail

4. ???

5. Profit

You're only 20, have some fun. When I was 20 (only 3 years ago) I was focused on hooking up with as many girls as possible.
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Best advice one can give, or get. Enjoy it. You have time.
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sh#t, when I was 20, I already had a two yr old kid and married just as long.

 
I f'ing hate how ESPN is comparing Alabama's run to the Huskers run in the 90s. Osborne's Huskers would bend Saban's bama over a fallen tree and make them their b!^@h for the rest of their life

 
HuskerfaninOkieland said:
I f'ing hate how ESPN is comparing Alabama's run to the Huskers run in the 90s. Osborne's Huskers would bend Saban's bama over a fallen tree and make them their b!^@h for the rest of their life
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Not so sure. It would probably one hell of a game. One thing is for sure. This game is quickly resembling the 95 fiesta bowl, where NotreDame-not necassarily not belonging in the NC game-does not belong on the same field as Bama.

 
HuskerfaninOkieland said:
I f'ing hate how ESPN is comparing Alabama's run to the Huskers run in the 90s. Osborne's Huskers would bend Saban's bama over a fallen tree and make them their b!^@h for the rest of their life
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It'd be close until halftime. About that time the fatties from 'Bama would be crying for their f'ing mothers, and our offense would be grinding their vaunted defense to dust...

 
I'm responding to "So come over. Bring what you have n ill share what I have. We'll have fun ;) " right now at 2 a.m when I have class tomorrow. Hope it's worth it!

 
Blackshirts007 said:
I'm responding to "So come over. Bring what you have n ill share what I have. We'll have fun ;) " right now at 2 a.m when I have class tomorrow. Hope it's worth it!
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ZRod said:
Blackshirts007 said:
I'm responding to "So come over. Bring what you have n ill share what I have. We'll have fun ;) " right now at 2 a.m when I have class tomorrow. Hope it's worth it!
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It never is, she'll probably just end up falling asleep on you.
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very long story short, she had a boyfriend she forgot to tell me about until after we were making out. That didn't stop us, everything happened except sex. I could have gotten it in, brought a rubber, but she was on 5 year chip that plugs your uterus or whatever and expressed her disinterest for condoms. Moral of the story i didn't want to get a disease and i wasn't about to ask if she was clean. Now i wonder if she's going to tell her boyfriend, because he lives right about her and i guarantee he heard us, well her. And now tonight i'm having the girl over that i actually am starting to like, and i feel kind of dirty. This is exactly the reason i don't want strings in a relationship yet, but it doesn't feel good when i start to like someone and they have no idea i'm responding to a damn booty call.

 
Blackshirts007 said:
ZRod said:
Blackshirts007 said:
I'm responding to "So come over. Bring what you have n ill share what I have. We'll have fun ;) " right now at 2 a.m when I have class tomorrow. Hope it's worth it!
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It never is, she'll probably just end up falling asleep on you.
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very long story short, she had a boyfriend she forgot to tell me about until after we were making out. That didn't stop us, everything happened except sex. I could have gotten it in, brought a rubber, but she was on 5 year chip that plugs your uterus or whatever and expressed her disinterest for condoms. Moral of the story i didn't want to get a disease and i wasn't about to ask if she was clean. Now i wonder if she's going to tell her boyfriend, because he lives right about her and i guarantee he heard us, well her. And now tonight i'm having the girl over that i actually am starting to like, and i feel kind of dirty. This is exactly the reason i don't want strings in a relationship yet, but it doesn't feel good when i start to like someone and they have no idea i'm responding to a damn booty call.
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You need to find Jesus son. Living a life of sin is not a good road to go down.

 
accountability said:
Blackshirts007 said:
ZRod said:
Blackshirts007 said:
I'm responding to "So come over. Bring what you have n ill share what I have. We'll have fun ;) " right now at 2 a.m when I have class tomorrow. Hope it's worth it!
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It never is, she'll probably just end up falling asleep on you.
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very long story short, she had a boyfriend she forgot to tell me about until after we were making out. That didn't stop us, everything happened except sex. I could have gotten it in, brought a rubber, but she was on 5 year chip that plugs your uterus or whatever and expressed her disinterest for condoms. Moral of the story i didn't want to get a disease and i wasn't about to ask if she was clean. Now i wonder if she's going to tell her boyfriend, because he lives right about her and i guarantee he heard us, well her. And now tonight i'm having the girl over that i actually am starting to like, and i feel kind of dirty. This is exactly the reason i don't want strings in a relationship yet, but it doesn't feel good when i start to like someone and they have no idea i'm responding to a damn booty call.
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You need to find Jesus son. Living a life of sin is not a good road to go down.
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WWJD
What Would Jarvis....ahem Jesus Do?

Jarvis would nail both

Jesus would get nailed to the cross

There s a time for everything under the sun, this is a time to nail two chicks!

I win! Wait wrong thread.

Shes gotta have the worst case of blue balls. Your conscience is c$%k blocking you! It's gonna become a thing. Sack up. Play a day night double header! Then return to HB with the deets!

 
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