Thread of Hate
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Blackshirts007
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+1 that was pretty funny....Stuff happened, unfortunately not sex because i'm the paranoid one who won't have sex without a condom. Anyhow we were staying at her parents house because they are out of town and she's watching the pets, and let's just say i feel bad for her 13 year old sisters bed. I'm not joking either.
ZRod
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HuskerShark
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Better sneak in the back door instead, and based on what I've heard, you should be able to get away with it too.
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Creighton Duke
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You know what I hate? I hate this story. It makes no sense. Why are you hooking up on a tweener's bed? I can see people going to the parents' house and hooking up in the parents' bed because its bigger, but a 13-year-old's bed? How much bigger can it be than the, I'm assuming, 17-year-old's bed? Not much, I can guarantee you. Deciding to hook up in the tweener sister's bed because it would be novel is gross dude.
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Is he still working on the 17 year old? I thought he moved on from that a week ago?
Blackshirts007
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jesus dude i was never working on a 17 year old. shes my age, and moved out. She doesn't live at her parents. so it was either her parents bed, or her sister's (which was a queen).
Blackshirts007
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This is the true story of Blackshirt007. I do not run around and have sex. It's not because i can't, it's because i hold higher morals and values than that. That wasn't how i was raised. I only want to bang a chick if i have a thing with her and think things are going to be moving forward. Matter of fact i've only slept with an X Gf, and one random. But as you can read in previous posts, i do hang out with lots of women and get to 2nd or 3rd base with just about all of them. That's why i'm not ready for a relationship. I like "hooking up" with girls, without necessarily having sex. These women are real, have names, and i would post pictures of all of them next to the story i type up, but the risk of one person knowing someone that i post is far too dangerous. PM me for God's sake if you want to match pictures with a story. And as most of you can tell, there are a lot of crazy a$$ stories that i post for people to laugh at. I'm not lying, these situations are 100% real i do it to amuse people. i can stop posting my experiences but i figured at least someone got a kick out of them.
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We appreciate your willingness to share these awkward moments. But, son, you really, REALLY need to find Jesus. Fornication can be an ugly things. Contraception aint any better. Dont listen to these fools in here. Abstinence is the only answer.
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Creighton Duke
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So a "crazy a$$" story is foregoing raw dog sex with a girl who you "have a thing for" and "can see things moving forward with" in favor of getting a handjob on her 13-yer-old sister's bed? Wow, you are the next Tucker Maxx my good man.