*** HB Misc Topic bullsh#t Thread ***

sd said:
GSG5545 said:
Could you spray your junk with it instead of using a condom?
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i realize you have never had sex, but you will want the moisture. it is important. ask your parents or a trusted adult.

i liked the guy that wanted to put it on his boat. i would want to see that.
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There's still going to be moisture. It's just not going to stick to your skin. Are you missing that?

They spray it on the guys boots and he can still slip in the mud because the mud is slick, but it just doesn't stick to his boots. Got it?

 
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I don't feel that it is. Until NUance's cheeky post claiming "he wins" most of the posts were just random discussion points that don't warrant an entire thread of their own.

Also, I hate getting sick, but hopefully I caught it early enough since I'm going on vacation in a couple weeks.

 
btw, when you mentioned buying a reasonably priced whiskey last Friday, it compelled me to stop off at the liquor store on the way home. I picked up a Jim Beam (while label) 1.75l for $25. That's a pretty incredible price. I might just cellar another at that price, while the gettin's good.

 
In other news, I've lost 11 pounds since Christmas without any exercise. Just goes to show how bad my eating habits were during the holidays.

 
GSG5545 said:
In other news, I've lost 11 pounds since Christmas without any exercise. Just goes to show how bad my eating habits were during the holidays.
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Must be that other kind of exercise you are getting...

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sd said:
grammar nerds, i need some help understanding something. i have a problem with neither/nor. take this statement: 'i can neither confirm nor deny'. would it not make sense to just say 'i can neither confirm *or* deny'? because confirm and deny are the two things of which neither can be done. when you say 'neither' you are saying neither of these two things; do not do this or that. to me it just seems like when you say neither/nor the 'nor' is unnecessary or redundant (it has a double negative kind of feel) and 'or' works perfectly fine coupling the two thing of which the 'neither' is relating to.

'nor' is a weird word to me and seems unnecessary.

thoughts? i know i did not explain this too well, but this bothers me.
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But you're fine with never, ever capitalizing the first word of your sentences?

 
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