*** HB Misc Topic bullsh#t Thread ***

[GSG]

Could you spray your junk with it instead of using a condom?

i realize you have never had sex, but you will want the moisture. it is important. ask your parents or a trusted adult.

i liked the guy that wanted to put it on his boat. i would want to see that.

What?

 

[sd'sker]

Could you spray your junk with it instead of using a condom?

i realize you have never had sex, but you will want the moisture. it is important. ask your parents or a trusted adult.

i liked the guy that wanted to put it on his boat. i would want to see that.

What?

i told you, ask a trusted adult.

 

[MLB 51]

Could you spray your junk with it instead of using a condom?

No. How would you pee? :lol:

 

[HuskerThor]

Could you spray your junk with it instead of using a condom?

Don't think that would prevent pregnancy. But it would eliminate "red wing" stains.

 

[GSG]

Could you spray your junk with it instead of using a condom?

i realize you have never had sex, but you will want the moisture. it is important. ask your parents or a trusted adult.

i liked the guy that wanted to put it on his boat. i would want to see that.

There's still going to be moisture. It's just not going to stick to your skin. Are you missing that?

They spray it on the guys boots and he can still slip in the mud because the mud is slick, but it just doesn't stick to his boots. Got it?

 

[GSG]

Could you spray your junk with it instead of using a condom?

No. How would you pee? :lol:

It's not sealing it shut, it's just keeping any materials from sticking to you.

 

[GSG]

In other news, I've lost 11 pounds since Christmas without any exercise. Just goes to show how bad my eating habits were during the holidays.

 

[ADS]

In other news, I've lost 11 pounds since Christmas without any exercise. Just goes to show how bad my eating habits were during the holidays.

Must be that other kind of exercise you are getting...

 

[GSG]

In other news, I've lost 11 pounds since Christmas without any exercise. Just goes to show how bad my eating habits were during the holidays.

Must be that other kind of exercise you are getting...

 

[NUance]

In other news, I've lost 11 pounds since Christmas without any exercise. Just goes to show how bad my eating habits were during the holidays.

Nice! I need to get on that regimen and shed a few lbs.

 

[MLB 51]

Could you spray your junk with it instead of using a condom?

No. How would you pee? :lol:

It's not sealing it shut, it's just keeping any materials from sticking to you.

So, wouldn't your material end up inside of her? That's how they get pregnant.

 

[GSG]

Could you spray your junk with it instead of using a condom?

No. How would you pee? :lol:

It's not sealing it shut, it's just keeping any materials from sticking to you.

So, wouldn't your material end up inside of her? That's how they get pregnant.

I sent you a PM

 

[MLB 51]

Could you spray your junk with it instead of using a condom?

No. How would you pee? :lol:

It's not sealing it shut, it's just keeping any materials from sticking to you.

So, wouldn't your material end up inside of her? That's how they get pregnant.

I sent you a PM

That was funny. Plan C. The final solution.

 

[sd'sker]

Could you spray your junk with it instead of using a condom?

i realize you have never had sex, but you will want the moisture. it is important. ask your parents or a trusted adult.

i liked the guy that wanted to put it on his boat. i would want to see that.

There's still going to be moisture. It's just not going to stick to your skin. Are you missing that?

They spray it on the guys boots and he can still slip in the mud because the mud is slick, but it just doesn't stick to his boots. Got it?

all right, calm down. i still would not do it. how do you suppose it would prevent conception anyway?

 

[GSG]

Could you spray your junk with it instead of using a condom?

i realize you have never had sex, but you will want the moisture. it is important. ask your parents or a trusted adult.

i liked the guy that wanted to put it on his boat. i would want to see that.

There's still going to be moisture. It's just not going to stick to your skin. Are you missing that?

They spray it on the guys boots and he can still slip in the mud because the mud is slick, but it just doesn't stick to his boots. Got it?

all right, calm down. i still would not do it. how do you suppose it would prevent conception anyway?

After watching their video on how to apply the product, I'm pretty sure it will kill you if it touches your skin. So it's out of the question anyway.

In regards to your conception question, um... Plan C :lol: